Man attempts to use $1 Million Bill at Wal Mart

Posted: January 2, 2012 in Uncategorized
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http://news.yahoo.com/cops-man-tried-1m-bill-nc-walmart-165050318.html

And he wasn’t trying to buy Atlantic Avenue.

We have all been to Walmart. To say the employees there are not the most aware and/or intelligent men and women in the world would be an understatement the size of Jennifer Lopez’s ass. But even the most unaware ignoramous wouldn’t fall for a million dollar bill.

The worst part? He was trying to buy a vaccuum and a microwave.

Really? You’re going to risk becoming known, for the rest of your life, as one of the biggest idiots in the history of mankind for a microwave and a vaccuum? And exactly what change did you think you were getting back? Orange $500s? Blue $50s? How about a few thousand in pink $100s?

The idiot is being held on $17,500 bond.

When reached for comment, the local police would only say he did not pass go, nor did he collect $200.

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