Why would we want to address any REAL issues with the country when we can take potshots at one another?

We get it. Newt Gingrich is old and fat. Michelle Bachman is a crazy witch. Mitt Romney’s hair may or may not be an alien. Now focus on making America better rather than your election chances.

Dear John Cena Hater-

Thank you for buying the “Cena Sucks” t-shirt. By buying this shirt to voice your displeasure for Mr. Cena, you have added to his substantial bank account. See, despite you wanting to rebel against WWE’s so-called “Superman,” you have responded exactly as the company wanted you too. You anti-authority rebels, who boo Cena religiously because you’re sick of him being shoved down your throats are so busy patting yourselves on the back that you haven’t realized that you are eating out of the palm of the WWE. They WANT that reaction. Hell, heels on the show have been trying to get you to boo Cena as of late and you’re all too quick to oblige. You, the smart fans, are oblivious to everything going on around you.

So keep booing Cena. Keep buying the t-shirt. And know that by doing so, you’re no longer the cool, outcast fans. You’re the idiots that were too blind to see that you were being used for your reaction. Have fun watching Cena’s latest push. I know I will.


                                                                                                                                      The Idiot Watcher

I hate Justin Bieber

Posted: January 2, 2012 in Celebrities
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There is nothing on the planet more nausiating than listening to Justin Bieber sing. And it has nothing to do with his complete and utter lack of talent. There have been plenty of musicians with no talent that have hit it big and made millions of dollars because of it.

No, my disdain for Justin Bieber has to do the content of his music. If I have to listen to him sing about “never say never” or overcoming obstacles while “growing up,” I may punch MYSELF in the face. Allow me to address young Justin man-to-boy:

Listen to me, you little troll. You are 17 YEARS OLD. The only adversity you have faced is deciding which Abercrombie sweatshirt to put on in the morning and whether or not you’ll wear your hair to the left or right. Stop trying to be gangster. Take the accent out of your voice. You’re a white boy from Canada with no discernable talent other than your ability to flash a smile and make little girls scream. The obstacles that you have overcome are nothing compared to what the kids that listen to your garbage have to overcome on a daily basis. So the next time you want to write a song about how resiliant you are or how you accomplished your dream through hard work, think about the factory worker dads and the multiple-job moms that fork over money to pay for your crappy CD. You can chew on that while spending millions and macking on Selena Gomez, now that you’ve “overcame the odds” and “never said never.”

Do I expect Justin Bieber to read a blog by some twenty-something slacker from Pennsylvania?  No. But I sure as hell feel better getting that off my chest.

Rant over.

LeBron James Engaged

Posted: January 2, 2012 in Sports
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Allow me to preface this by saying I am not against marriage. I’m a big proponent of it, especially if both sides are in undeniable love. But LeBron, say it with me:


Don’t be another idiot in a long line of them.

And he wasn’t trying to buy Atlantic Avenue.

We have all been to Walmart. To say the employees there are not the most aware and/or intelligent men and women in the world would be an understatement the size of Jennifer Lopez’s ass. But even the most unaware ignoramous wouldn’t fall for a million dollar bill.

The worst part? He was trying to buy a vaccuum and a microwave.

Really? You’re going to risk becoming known, for the rest of your life, as one of the biggest idiots in the history of mankind for a microwave and a vaccuum? And exactly what change did you think you were getting back? Orange $500s? Blue $50s? How about a few thousand in pink $100s?

The idiot is being held on $17,500 bond.

When reached for comment, the local police would only say he did not pass go, nor did he collect $200.

I’ve heard of guys paying for female services but this is ridiculous.

According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian spent the New Year’s Eve at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas, dancing and interacting with guest, while being paid, wait for it…SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.

$60,000…as in a six and four zeros. My head hurts.

Kim is not to blame. The owner(s) of the TAO nightclub are, however. There is no way to justify paying sixty-grand to a celebrity to come dance and party for a few hours at their establishment. I mean, is anyone REALLY sure how Kim Kardashian and her family became celebrities anyway?

At least Bruce Jenner has an Olympic gold medal. Does Kris? How about Khloe and Kourtney? And what is with the obsessive need to have the letter “K” start each of the kids’ names?

TAO could have given me the $60,000. At least I would have gotten naked.

Have you ever read an article online or in a newspaper and thought to yourself, “what kind of idiot does that?”

So have I.

Here at Idiot Watching, I look at the day’s news and do not hesitate to call out the everyday men, women, celebrities, athletes, and politicians caught doing or saying something stupid. In a world with the media spotlight is as bright as it has ever been, it is inevitable that someone, somewhere, will be caught doing something stupid. This is the place that does not hesitate in making fun of them.

A politician forgets the legal voting age in the United States? Check. Reality television celebrity gets married and divorced in the span of seventy-two days? Yep, you’ll see him/her here. High-profile athlete cheats on his wife? And again? And again? And again, times thirty? You KNOW he will be here.

So save yourself the trouble of sifting through the politically-correct B.S. on other major media outlets. Idiot Watching has you covered in all things international, national, and local stupidity.