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Dear John Cena Hater-

Thank you for buying the “Cena Sucks” t-shirt. By buying this shirt to voice your displeasure for Mr. Cena, you have added to his substantial bank account. See, despite you wanting to rebel against WWE’s so-called “Superman,” you have responded exactly as the company wanted you too. You anti-authority rebels, who boo Cena religiously because you’re sick of him being shoved down your throats are so busy patting yourselves on the back that you haven’t realized that you are eating out of the palm of the WWE. They WANT that reaction. Hell, heels on the show have been trying to get you to boo Cena as of late and you’re all too quick to oblige. You, the smart fans, are oblivious to everything going on around you.

So keep booing Cena. Keep buying the t-shirt. And know that by doing so, you’re no longer the cool, outcast fans. You’re the idiots that were too blind to see that you were being used for your reaction. Have fun watching Cena’s latest push. I know I will.

                                                                                                                                  Sincerely,

                                                                                                                                      The Idiot Watcher

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